Monday, October 19, 2009

#16 Hottest World Leader.

BREAKING NEWS: Lee Hsien Loong is #16 Hottest World Leader

The List
1. Yulia Tymoshenko, Ukraine
2. Jens Stoltenberg, Norway
3. Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck, Bhutan
4. Joseph Kabila, Democratic Republic of Congo
5. Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, Argentina
6. Rafael Correa, Ecuador
7. Henri, Grand Duek of Luxembourg
8. Roosevelt Skerrit, Dominica
9. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, Philippines
10. Bamir Topi, Albania
11. Michelle Bachelet, Chile
12. Alexander Lukashenko, Belarus
13. Xanana Gusmao, East Timor
14. Mohamed Nasheed, Maldives
15. Barack Obama, USA
16. Lee Hsien Loong, Singapore
17. Mauricio Funes, El Salvador
18. Vladimir Putin, Russia
19. Pierre Nkurunziza, Burundi
20. Jakaya Kikwete, Tanzania

In Singapore's neverending quest to get itself ranked favourably, AsiaOne reports that this list is presented by the authoritative website "Hottest Heads of States", which conducts its work in "a scientific and unbiased" manner. The survey aims to "heighten voter awareness of [suffering under the tyranny of unattractive leaders] and shame the citizens of countries with unattractive leaders into rising up and staging coups or something."

Who needs benevolent and working policies to enact better healthcare, human rights laws, assistance for single parents, fair housing policies, legal acceptance of homosexuality and good education programmes when you give good face right?

Though, to be fair, this gay male unfeminist pig does indeed think of PM Mr Lee as dishy.

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