The Easter Bunny is said to be "born from the pastel coloured egg of a virgin hen, while others suggest he was found in a basket of cellophane grass". He died in the window of a butcher shop in Chinatown for our sins, just right before he was sold to a Ukrainian family and eaten.
Have you been saved by our Lord Animal Christ Jeshua Cottontail, my friends?
(Watch to learn why chocolates are dangerous for dogs.)
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