Saturday, October 16, 2010

How to tell the world you're an asshole

Oooh, who likes getting all het up and furious first thing in the morning? You had better if you, like me, get the Straits Times on subscription. In today's Life! section, a letter from Asshole Alpha:

Stay lean, SIA girl

I refer to the report, I Don't Mind A Fatter Singapore Girl by Jeremy Au Yong (Life!, Oct 9).

I do not mean to be disrespectful or discriminate but I honestly do not want to sit beside an overweight person during a long flight, especially when flying home.

Singapore Airlines did not become a leading airline just because the SIA Girl looks slim, clean and pretty.

She is just one of the building blocks that fit very well into the whole operations. When there is a lapse or drop in service quality, SIA has to correct and improve. In every successful business, there are certain identities and standards associated with it. These form its culture and infuse its soul.

It is easy to say you do not mind having a fatter Singapore Girl but it will be a problem for many.

Teo Yee Chee

Fatphobia: check. Equation of service staff's physical features with 'service quality': check. Commodification of service staff as mere 'building blocks': check. Cluelessly trumpeting the opinion that the other people should be in service to the pleasure of your unpleasant, privileged ass: check. (The one grain of truth in this letter: that many will share the same retrograde views that you hold.)

Hey, Teo, next time you might want to lighten up on the disingenuity, and just declare that you think fat people don't deserve to be treated like fellow humans. I have a lot of things to do and it would save everyone's time if I didn't have to point out the contemptible ridiculousness of your opinions before I told you to fuck off.

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ETA: I haven't read the original Jeremy Au Yong article that this letter refers to, but I don't have high hopes for it.

4 comments:

  1. I'm sure YC would be OK with a fatter Singapore Girl if she would just blow him. In fact I bought the "great way to fly" story for years and I thought that meant I would be getting in to the mile high club. I'm still waiting. What a bunch of cock teases that SIA mgmt is...

    Well at least they fire those spent girls once they get preggers.

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  2. Way to win the Missing The Point Award, FY. I also give you a consolation prize for Asshole Alpha. Now fuck off.

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  3. Wow. I really thought that at least you would get sarcasm. So sad.

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  4. Sarcasm it may be, but being offensive in the service of 'humour' still makes you an asshole. Now fuck off again until you can express your views in a way that doesn't reinforce the misogyny that already gets far too much airtime in our society, tyvm.

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